








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 874 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1803 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2045 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 501 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,116,180 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenny (S)ilver | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | ✪ E30 | 56% | 129 |
| #3 | ArchanicKnight | 55% | 85 |
| #4 | imind | 55% | 216 |
| #5 | SanguineAsura | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | imind | 55% | 216 |
| #5 | SanguineAsura | 52% | 23 |
| #6 | deFaulT | 46% | 13 |
| #7 | Ren | 38% | 13 |
| #8 | a1rmaxx | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ E30 | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | imind | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Kenny (S)ilver | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | ArchanicKnight | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | SanguineAsura | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imind | 705 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | ✪ E30 | 536 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #3 | ArchanicKnight | 126 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | SanguineAsura | 46 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ren | 40 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deFaulT | +4.86 | 52 | 55 |
| #2 | ArchanicKnight | +3.08 | 72 | 43 |
| #3 | SanguineAsura | +1.12 | 59 | 56 |
| #4 | imind | +0.55 | 37 | 62 |
| #5 | camina drummer | -0.24 | 65 | 59 |





