








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4082 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3020 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2185 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2658 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $568,092 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gcciu | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | TR4N5P0RT3R | 8 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Nigu | 4 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | pupsku | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Matias | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TR4N5P0RT3R | 73 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | pupsku | 70 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Matias | 67 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | gcciu | 65 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nigu | 59 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirppukiitaja 2K15 ツ | +4.26 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | TR4N5P0RT3R | +1.82 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | Haavi | +1.58 | 59 | 60 |
| #4 | Matias | +0.80 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | gcciu | -0.80 | 54 | 30 |





