








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 195 | 21% |
| Smokes | 289 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 206 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 227 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,041 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcus | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Fh1r0 | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | Fripop ❟❛❟ | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | mastus | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | MickSilent🔥 | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | dorA | 55% | 20 |
| #7 | Nexuz | 50% | 2 |
| #8 | 👑_Prince_👑 | 50% | 6 |
| #9 | BABYBUSH | 50% | 6 |
| #10 | Jonolex | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MickSilent🔥 | 4 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | dorA | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Fripop ❟❛❟ | 1 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Fh1r0 | 1 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | BABYBUSH | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dorA | 81 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | MickSilent🔥 | 74 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | mastus | 38 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fripop ❟❛❟ | 26 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | Fh1r0 | 15 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fh1r0 | +4.58 | 46 | 62 |
| #2 | Aktey | +2.58 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | dorA | +1.11 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | mastus | +0.88 | 52 | 73 |
| #5 | MickSilent🔥 | +0.40 | 64 | 72 |





