








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
857 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 270 | 15% |
| Smokes | 567 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 638 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 297 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $319,778 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAHAFI | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | BibleS1mple | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | zAndrew | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | Β΄chillz | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | πΌππ©ππππ | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Β΄chillz | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | πΌππ©ππππ | 52% | 31 |
| #6 | tommy | 47% | 30 |
| #7 | speedwaylucas | 45% | 20 |
| #8 | Vaholm | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Β΄chillz | 9 | 0.0206 |
| #2 | BibleS1mple | 8 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | tommy | 5 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | πΌππ©ππππ | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | zAndrew | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BibleS1mple | 96 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | zAndrew | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | speedwaylucas | 58 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Β΄chillz | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Vaholm | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tommy | +5.86 | 84 | 48 |
| #2 | zAndrew | +1.18 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | speedwaylucas | +1.09 | 85 | 81 |
| #4 | Β΄chillz | +0.61 | 82 | 54 |
| #5 | BibleS1mple | +0.43 | 78 | 70 |





