








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 310 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,746 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2543 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3931 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4134 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3138 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,915,165 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 564 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | zAndrew | 57% | 126 |
| #3 | Vaholm | 57% | 58 |
| #4 | speedwaylucas | 56% | 444 |
| #5 | πΌππ©ππππ | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Vaholm | 57% | 58 |
| #4 | speedwaylucas | 56% | 444 |
| #5 | πΌππ©ππππ | 52% | 44 |
| #6 | Β΄chillz | 52% | 268 |
| #7 | BibleS1mple | 46% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Β΄chillz | 77 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | speedwaylucas | 48 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | BibleS1mple | 15 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | zAndrew | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Vaholm | 8 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | speedwaylucas | 1666 | 0.19 | 40 min |
| #2 | Β΄chillz | 451 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | BibleS1mple | 256 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | K | 194 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | zAndrew | 187 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K | +3.01 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | speedwaylucas | +2.45 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | tommy | +1.77 | 74 | 43 |
| #4 | Β΄chillz | +0.08 | 76 | 48 |
| #5 | πΌππ©ππππ | -0.11 | 75 | 43 |





