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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 749 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1633 | 37% |
| Smokes | 626 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1394 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 756 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $530,095 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ButtSmash | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | hôr$t | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Шмърколака | 3 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | James Bond | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ButtSmash | 333 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | hôr$t | 117 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | PM9 | 52 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Like Mike | 49 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | James Bond | 29 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James Bond | +1.76 | 52 | 52 |
| #2 | Hornswoggle | +1.28 | 60 | 51 |
| #3 | PM9 | -0.41 | 49 | 61 |
| #4 | Шмърколака | -0.71 | 38 | 30 |
| #5 | ButtSmash | -1.18 | 48 | 62 |





