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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 413 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 143 | 35% |
| Smokes | 125 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 67 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 78 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $115,715 of utility $282 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | TC Tugger | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Dr.ChooChoo | 25% | 8 |
| #5 | Bart Harley Jarvis | 20% | 5 |
| #6 | CoorsLight | 20% | 5 |
| #7 | SETT _Trading | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SETT _Trading | +7.73 | 82 | 31 |
| #2 | VooDoo Ranger Juice Force IPA | +3.45 | 80 | 37 |
| #3 | f u c k | +2.43 | 79 | 28 |
| #4 | Bart Harley Jarvis | -1.57 | 48 | 36 |
| #5 | CoorsLight | -3.42 | 9 | 12 |





