








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 557 | 22% |
| Smokes | 876 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 717 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 344 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,231 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CROOPE | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | каваии ивар чан | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | pb3k | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | DyopeX | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Pedejais Rigas sargs | 52% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | chajs aiz lupas | 44% | 9 |
| #11 | bogdan | 44% | 80 |
| #12 | Pedejais Rigas sargs | 41% | 41 |
| #13 | The Morbius | 40% | 15 |
| #14 | KagisB | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bogdan | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | DyopeX | 3 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | The Morbius | 3 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | chajs aiz lupas | 3 | 0.0169 |
| #5 | Pedejais Rigas sargs | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bogdan | 390 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | Pedejais Rigas sargs | 140 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | KagisB | 129 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bāzēts uz kā? | 106 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sandis "Šnariks" Šarkovskis | 84 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedejais Rigas sargs | +5.90 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | PuZiTe | +4.30 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | DyopeX | +3.38 | 76 | 71 |
| #4 | pb3k | +2.29 | 81 | 51 |
| #5 | The Morbius | +1.41 | 73 | 63 |





