








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 731 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,621 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7877 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5809 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5197 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3738 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $451,724 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1973 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GotGames | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | 432hz Shaman | 51% | 55 |
| #3 | Phool ☄ | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GotGames | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | 432hz Shaman | 51% | 55 |
| #3 | Phool ☄ | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GotGames | 19 | 0.0159 |
| #2 | Phool ☄ | 17 | 0.0208 |
| #3 | 432hz Shaman | 10 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phool ☄ | 209 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | GotGames | 93 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | 432hz Shaman | 27 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GotGames | +3.26 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | 432hz Shaman | +1.28 | 80 | 24 |
| #3 | Diede | +0.81 | 69 | 52 |
| #4 | Phool ☄ | -0.04 | 72 | 63 |





