








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 485 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2632 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2718 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2441 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2613 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $942,015 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Dewdrop | 42% | 67 |
| #6 | | Aieclakx ☨ | 40% | 55 |
| #7 | blu3 ONLY CRANE | 38% | 108 |
| #8 | Iska | 36% | 115 |
| #9 | Wint❅r | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LilMower | 33 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | Iska | 16 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | blu3 ONLY CRANE | 13 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Alex -Sortifal- | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Dewdrop | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex -Sortifal- | 479 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| #2 | LilMower | 455 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | blu3 ONLY CRANE | 216 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Wint❅r | 195 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #5 | Iska | 131 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PurPl3 | +1.81 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | ✞ JUU ✞ | +1.37 | 63 | 57 |
| #3 | Alex -Sortifal- | +0.72 | 84 | 70 |
| #4 | Wint❅r | -0.34 | 84 | 74 |
| #5 | Iska | -0.78 | 55 | 31 |





