








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Wingman | 160 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8424 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6233 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6586 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6145 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,377,472 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0RSA | 51% | 171 |
| #2 | samppi | 50% | 92 |
| #3 | EetuK | 43% | 86 |
| #4 | Mitro | 36% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0RSA | 51% | 171 |
| #2 | samppi | 50% | 92 |
| #3 | EetuK | 43% | 86 |
| #4 | Mitro | 36% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | samppi | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | S0RSA | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Mitro | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | EetuK | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EetuK | 348 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | S0RSA | 217 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Mitro | 188 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | samppi | 88 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atqu | +2.52 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | samppi | +0.31 | 77 | 49 |
| #3 | S0RSA | +0.31 | 62 | 44 |
| #4 | EetuK | -2.75 | 21 | 60 |
| #5 | Mitro | -3.22 | 71 | 49 |





