








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 347 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7723 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5991 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5211 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4349 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5024 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,359,910 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1083 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1n | 66% | 77 |
| #2 | goodgirl | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | D3troX | 60% | 200 |
| #4 | ♱D3toX♱ | 58% | 89 |
| #5 | DeinFinanzcoach | 58% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | Kolpzz/Miko | 49% | 49 |
| #17 | prenave | 47% | 49 |
| #18 | NooBz | 45% | 47 |
| #19 | Davvid- | 43% | 46 |
| #20 | TerrorKrümel | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paiin | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ♱D3toX♱ | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | yeah dude | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | D3troX | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | mxhmpl. | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yeah dude | 1560 | 0.22 | 40 min |
| #2 | D3troX | 445 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | prenave | 358 | 0.34 | 11 min |
| #4 | Raz0r | 290 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Paiin | 221 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♱D3toX♱ | +3.09 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | sesam1us | +2.51 | 76 | 69 |
| #3 | k1n | +0.95 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | AnJIN | +0.95 | 83 | 59 |
| #5 | D3troX | +0.83 | 86 | 59 |





