








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 913 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1958 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2117 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1953 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $853,863 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ✪ rhombus | 43% | 188 |
| #9 | silver 1 | 43% | 56 |
| #10 | Saitama | 40% | 50 |
| #11 | REAPER︻デ 一 | 38% | 34 |
| #12 | Mystique | 37% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rhombus | 27 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Mystique | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | silver 1 | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | woozy | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Riki Nendō | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rhombus | 499 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | woozy | 424 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | Mystique | 233 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Riki Nendō | 193 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Saitama | 116 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | woozy | +3.37 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | Riki Nendō | +2.02 | 67 | 59 |
| #3 | ✪ rhombus | +1.38 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | Cheqed | +0.86 | 49 | 50 |
| #5 | ✪B4N4N4 | +0.59 | 40 | 57 |





