








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2791 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4325 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2642 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1658 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,636,649 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KSLife | 49% | 41 |
| #2 | idk | 49% | 37 |
| #3 | AnchorWong | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | silver 1 | 47% | 329 |
| #5 | Riki Nendō | 46% | 321 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Riki Nendō | 46% | 321 |
| #6 | woozy | 43% | 113 |
| #7 | Huddogrump | 43% | 75 |
| #8 | osaka | 40% | 50 |
| #9 | mole | 34% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silver 1 | 13 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Riki Nendō | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | mole | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | woozy | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | osaka | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riki Nendō | 1183 | 0.17 | 28 min |
| #2 | silver 1 | 551 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | woozy | 363 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | mole | 322 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #5 | KSLife | 172 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KSLife | +2.74 | 75 | 49 |
| #2 | Riki Nendō | +1.94 | 63 | 62 |
| #3 | woozy | +1.62 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | silver 1 | +0.86 | 57 | 51 |
| #5 | AnchorWong | +0.11 | 48 | 60 |





