








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5890 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5191 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4319 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3704 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4531 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,588,550 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ch1naTownBoy | 78% | 154 |
| #2 | Jam | 77% | 30 |
| #3 | JamLiu | 74% | 122 |
| #4 | ργôKara | 72% | 83 |
| #5 | Donk | 72% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _.xx | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Ch1naTownBoy | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Donk | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | 白居易 | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Nayeon | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JamLiu | +3.23 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | Ch1naTownBoy | +3.03 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | ᵃʳᶜʰᵉʳ⇀ | +2.92 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | Nayeon | +2.88 | 51 | 85 |
| #5 | Jam | +2.72 | 80 | 60 |





