








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,280 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7371 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7101 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7117 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6691 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,213,461 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ga | 81% | 68 |
| #2 | ccliu | 80% | 49 |
| #3 | ᵃʳᶜʰᵉʳ⇀ | 79% | 92 |
| #4 | JamLiu | 75% | 151 |
| #5 | Androxy | 74% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _.xx | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | ccliu | 15 | 0.0163 |
| #3 | Androxy | 10 | 0.0133 |
| #4 | Ch1naTownBoy | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Yayav | 7 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _.xx | 1142 | 0.13 | 22 min |
| #2 | Yayav | 540 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | Ch1naTownBoy | 482 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | 直到大厦崩塌 | 472 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | 还得再想想 | 355 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ccliu | +5.06 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | ᵃʳᶜʰᵉʳ⇀ | +4.38 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | Androxy | +4.14 | 84 | 58 |
| #4 | Jam | +3.85 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | Donk | +3.76 | 56 | 85 |





