








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2777 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2443 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2089 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2332 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3268 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,071,296 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 675 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trotis | 490 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Gigi datome | 223 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #3 | the white howard | 114 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tton | 99 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | MorbidlyABeast | 89 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gigi datome | +2.83 | 52 | 83 |
| #2 | Trotis | +2.68 | 68 | 50 |
| #3 | Tton | +0.75 | 39 | 60 |
| #4 | Captain Clang | +0.73 | 76 | 22 |
| #5 | the white howard | +0.38 | 59 | 50 |





