








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1084 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1561 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1348 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 940 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,189 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tryus Raul95 | 54% | 103 |
| #2 | OjEtON | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | iLuM1Na0 | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tryus Raul95 | 54% | 103 |
| #2 | OjEtON | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | iLuM1Na0 | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Tryus Raul95 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tryus Raul95 | 201 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | OjEtON | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | iLuM1Na0 | 21 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | +2.51 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | Tryus Raul95 | +1.47 | 59 | 73 |
| #3 | Sergio17 ツ | -0.55 | 63 | 70 |
| #4 | iLuM1Na0 | -1.26 | 85 | 51 |
| #5 | OjEtON | -2.34 | 68 | 73 |





