








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 168 | 6% |
| Smokes | 882 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1206 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 760 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $191,363 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ettiem_05 | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Tryus Raul95 | 52% | 73 |
| #3 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Sergio17 ツ | 50% | 54 |
| #5 | OjEtON | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ettiem_05 | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Tryus Raul95 | 52% | 73 |
| #3 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Sergio17 ツ | 50% | 54 |
| #5 | OjEtON | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tryus Raul95 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | OjEtON | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tryus Raul95 | 151 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Sergio17 ツ | 104 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | OjEtON | 84 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | ettiem_05 | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | +3.97 | 81 | 52 |
| #2 | Tryus Raul95 | +1.67 | 61 | 75 |
| #3 | Sergio17 ツ | +0.31 | 71 | 70 |
| #4 | iLuM1Na0 | -0.59 | 85 | 48 |
| #5 | ettiem_05 | -2.35 | 53 | 58 |





