








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 504 | 22% |
| Smokes | 758 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 648 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 413 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $109,276 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Sergio17 ツ | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Tryus Raul95 | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | iLuM1Na0 | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Sergio17 ツ | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Tryus Raul95 | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | iLuM1Na0 | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tryus Raul95 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Sergio17 ツ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tryus Raul95 | 69 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Sergio17 ツ | 47 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | 29 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | iLuM1Na0 | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞۞ ۞ ۞ ∩ ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) ∩ ♥ ۞۞ ۞ ۞ | +3.12 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | Tryus Raul95 | +1.23 | 66 | 76 |
| #3 | iLuM1Na0 | +0.38 | 84 | 48 |
| #4 | Sergio17 ツ | +0.30 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | OjEtON | -2.93 | 66 | 71 |





