








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4161 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2119 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2805 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1955 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,238,471 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arlind | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | 黝堊の祈り | 57% | 144 |
| #3 | Shadowww | 55% | 91 |
| #4 | Zacatel | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | gg_boy | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | r0ck | 47% | 59 |
| #7 | Skellers | 46% | 80 |
| #8 | Relos | 42% | 62 |
| #9 | Arikawa | 41% | 41 |
| #10 | MytleX | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 黝堊の祈り | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Skellers | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Shadowww | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | MytleX | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | gg_boy | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 黝堊の祈り | 389 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Skellers | 300 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Relos | 220 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | Shadowww | 187 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | r0ck | 143 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 黝堊の祈り | +3.44 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | 𐂃𐂃MQHX | +2.66 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | Relos | +1.28 | 63 | 77 |
| #4 | r0ck | -0.32 | 58 | 79 |
| #5 | Skellers | -0.66 | 69 | 66 |





