








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 942 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3402 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3636 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1514 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2849 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $931,296 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loaf | 19 | 0.0231 |
| #2 | 13levi37 | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | lost ̷<̷3̷ | 4 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | Patron | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | LURK | 3 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 13levi37 | 626 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | Loaf | 102 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | LURK | 97 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Patron | 85 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | lost ̷<̷3̷ | 82 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SEVRR | +2.58 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | Patron | +1.85 | 41 | 51 |
| #3 | 13levi37 | +1.12 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | Loaf | -0.00 | 76 | 40 |
| #5 | LURK | -0.78 | 69 | 59 |





