








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1900 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1955 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1797 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2231 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $639,239 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Restarted% | 46% | 249 |
| #9 | memminen | 43% | 54 |
| #10 | Je moeder | 41% | 74 |
| #11 | Audi R8 LMS GT3 EVO II | 40% | 35 |
| #12 | wheezypz | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Restarted% | 260 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Beenster | 253 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | Je moeder | 105 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | MrWacko | 101 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | unknowN | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beenster | +2.78 | 67 | 70 |
| #2 | unknowN | +2.31 | 66 | 69 |
| #3 | Audi R8 LMS GT3 EVO II | +2.06 | 58 | 71 |
| #4 | wheezypz | +1.59 | 64 | 75 |
| #5 | Rocky | +0.98 | 57 | 55 |





