








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 117 | 7% |
| Smokes | 538 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 618 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 470 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,582 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOMNOMNOM | 20 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Rocky | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Restarted% | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | MrWacko | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Beenster | 3 | 0.0128 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOMNOMNOM | 280 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | Restarted% | 159 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rocky | 100 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Testtackle | 97 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | MrWacko | 45 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beenster | +4.40 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | Restarted% | +3.46 | 52 | 52 |
| #3 | Testtackle | +3.19 | 54 | 52 |
| #4 | Rocky | +2.28 | 54 | 53 |
| #5 | NOMNOMNOM | +2.20 | 47 | 50 |





