








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 694 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1664 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 84 | 3% |
| Smokes | 921 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 721 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 748 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,802 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krajcA_☂ | 63% | 51 |
| #2 | Simonik CS.PRO | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | OveskaS | 57% | 164 |
| #4 | pate misto taky misto | 54% | 91 |
| #5 | P O S E I D O N B E Č V Y | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | pate misto taky misto | 54% | 91 |
| #5 | P O S E I D O N B E Č V Y | 47% | 19 |
| #6 | Kanónek | 43% | 35 |
| #7 | nelly♡ | 39% | 18 |
| #8 | ✝ ☆Nõbõdÿ☆ ✝ | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krajcA_☂ | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | pate misto taky misto | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | OveskaS | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | ✝ ☆Nõbõdÿ☆ ✝ | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OveskaS | 243 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | krajcA_☂ | 147 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | pate misto taky misto | 109 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✝ ☆Nõbõdÿ☆ ✝ | 40 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | P O S E I D O N B E Č V Y | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krajcA_☂ | +2.71 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | ✝ ☆Nõbõdÿ☆ ✝ | +2.52 | 75 | 74 |
| #3 | OveskaS | +0.60 | 67 | 46 |
| #4 | sky | +0.42 | 77 | 20 |
| #5 | Simonik CS.PRO | +0.08 | 54 | 49 |





