








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1797 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4559 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1736 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2426 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4908 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3674 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,088,220 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7501 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krajcA_☂ | 58% | 73 |
| #2 | sky | 57% | 164 |
| #3 | Levi | 55% | 38 |
| #4 | Simonik CS.PRO | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | P O S E I D O N B E Č V Y | 48% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | P O S E I D O N B E Č V Y | 48% | 62 |
| #6 | pate misto taky misto | 48% | 130 |
| #7 | nelly♡ | 47% | 118 |
| #8 | ✝ ☆Nõbõdÿ☆ ✝ | 43% | 63 |
| #9 | Kanónek | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pate misto taky misto | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | nelly♡ | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | sky | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | krajcA_☂ | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ✝ ☆Nõbõdÿ☆ ✝ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krajcA_☂ | 204 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | ✝ ☆Nõbõdÿ☆ ✝ | 174 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | pate misto taky misto | 154 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | P O S E I D O N B E Č V Y | 86 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Levi | 52 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✝ ☆Nõbõdÿ☆ ✝ | +2.12 | 74 | 74 |
| #2 | Levi | +1.14 | 65 | 53 |
| #3 | OveskaS | +1.04 | 68 | 47 |
| #4 | krajcA_☂ | +0.60 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | Simonik CS.PRO | +0.19 | 56 | 56 |





