








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 734 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1186 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1059 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2247 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2528 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,601 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 516 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | dayos | 47% | 53 |
| #13 | ✨❤️LOWATÝ ČÁWO❤️✨ | 46% | 13 |
| #14 | Goov Pičo❤❤ | 40% | 45 |
| #15 | pate misto taky misto | 39% | 56 |
| #16 | Kanónek | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OWNER OF YOUR FAMILY | 9 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Thomiik | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Goov Pičo❤❤ | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Wortex | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | ♅ SPERMINATOR ♅ | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OWNER OF YOUR FAMILY | 190 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | OveskaS | 148 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Goov Pičo❤❤ | 114 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✝ ☆Nõbõdÿ☆ ✝ | 100 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | pate misto taky misto | 87 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OWNER OF YOUR FAMILY | +5.20 | 62 | 66 |
| #2 | ✝ ☆Nõbõdÿ☆ ✝ | +3.69 | 85 | 75 |
| #3 | OveskaS | +2.15 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | Simonik CS.PRO | +1.91 | 58 | 58 |
| #5 | ✨❤️LOWATÝ ČÁWO❤️✨ | +1.28 | 65 | 49 |





