








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1032 | 28% |
| Smokes | 774 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1001 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 897 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $224,336 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | chupisco | 58% | 12 |
| #10 | T | 53% | 19 |
| #11 | Kertmitss | 50% | 10 |
| #12 | santoryu- | 50% | 14 |
| #13 | guiaxtBR | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wigglezera | 20 | 0.0206 |
| #2 | muri | 17 | 0.0283 |
| #3 | santoryu- | 13 | 0.0435 |
| #4 | chupisco | 7 | 0.0277 |
| #5 | Kertmitss | 5 | 0.0221 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wigglezera | 150 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | muri | 140 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | santoryu- | 105 | 0.35 | 3 min |
| #4 | chupisco | 84 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kertmitss | 59 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeNekX | +5.43 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | Khelthuzads | +2.98 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | T | +2.16 | 70 | 63 |
| #4 | santoryu- | +1.56 | 74 | 57 |
| #5 | muri | +0.94 | 52 | 63 |





