








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 473 | 37% |
| Smokes | 221 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 198 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 387 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $146,732 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chupisco | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | guiaxtBR | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | muri | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | BeNekX | 67% | 30 |
| #5 | Kertmitss | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wigglezera | 12 | 0.0190 |
| #2 | chupisco | 9 | 0.0492 |
| #3 | BeNekX | 8 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | santoryu- | 6 | 0.0465 |
| #5 | muri | 3 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wigglezera | 86 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | BeNekX | 85 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | muri | 62 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | chupisco | 57 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kertmitss | 51 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeNekX | +4.13 | 71 | 50 |
| #2 | santoryu- | +2.95 | 71 | 76 |
| #3 | Kertmitss | +1.74 | 77 | 47 |
| #4 | T | +1.28 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | muri | +0.65 | 46 | 61 |





