








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Esplay | 19 matches | 1,827 | |
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3666 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,687 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3076 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3109 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3662 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3840 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,561,119 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 495 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Car1tz pvpro.com | 51% | 122 |
| #7 | Ra1JtZ | 51% | 215 |
| #8 | woopa | 50% | 166 |
| #9 | Cr0cz | 49% | 199 |
| #10 | ExXtzy#Måste ringa carina | 49% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | woopa | 526 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Ra1JtZ | 477 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | F1L1P | 366 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Cr0cz | 360 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | ExXtzy#Måste ringa carina | 218 | 0.10 | 5 min |





