








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 754 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4352 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2940 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3674 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3380 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,114,857 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 614 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FocuseD | 58% | 130 |
| 54% | 274 | ||
| #3 | Rakzo | 53% | 209 |
| #4 | LinkAn | 51% | 137 |
| 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 54% | 274 | ||
| #3 | Rakzo | 53% | 209 |
| #4 | LinkAn | 51% | 137 |
| 47% | 38 | ||
| 45% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 64 | 0.0116 | ||
| 13 | 0.0107 | ||
| #3 | LinkAn | 10 | 0.0037 |
| 4 | 0.0053 | ||
| #5 | Rakzo | 2 | 0.0005 |





