








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1019 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 466 matches | ||
| Faceit | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8047 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7560 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5135 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 8478 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,502,933 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 270 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | うちは マダラ | 55% | 271 |
| #7 | i gonna leave | 54% | 67 |
| #8 | Sir Teddy | 53% | 213 |
| #9 | Dooche | 52% | 97 |
| #10 | kasparkivi16 | 51% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sir Teddy | +2.45 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | kasparkivi16 | +0.87 | 63 | 71 |
| #3 | Krab | +0.55 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | L1GHT | +0.52 | 73 | 37 |
| #5 | うちは マダラ | +0.34 | 69 | 62 |





