








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Wingman | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2043 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1573 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4354 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3187 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3463 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $819,367 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meisau | 15 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | bukabiik #KukaOnTheo? | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | 𝕋𝕦𝕜𝕤𝕦b | 13 | 0.0187 |
| #4 | Hampster<33 | 9 | 0.0172 |
| #5 | washed | 6 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bukabiik #KukaOnTheo? | 362 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #2 | Meisau | 324 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Hampster<33 | 287 | 0.55 | 5 min |
| #4 | 𝕋𝕦𝕜𝕤𝕦b | 161 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hedvenu | 138 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | washed | +4.69 | 75 | 51 |
| #2 | Hampster<33 | +3.67 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | 𝕋𝕦𝕜𝕤𝕦b | +3.30 | 72 | 71 |
| #4 | Meisau | +2.56 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | bukabiik #KukaOnTheo? | +2.40 | 57 | 50 |





