








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,926 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4077 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2486 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3139 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3224 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $731,947 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Millert | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | Meisau | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | KromoSonni | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | Hedvenu | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | 𝕋𝕦𝕜𝕤𝕦b | 48% | 273 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕋𝕦𝕜𝕤𝕦b | 95 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | tompaxxi | 16 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | Hampster<33 | 12 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Meisau | 6 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Millert | 6 | 0.0137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕋𝕦𝕜𝕤𝕦b | 1516 | 0.27 | 36 min |
| #2 | Hampster<33 | 494 | 0.36 | 10 min |
| #3 | Millert | 145 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| #4 | tompaxxi | 144 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Meisau | 63 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Millert | +1.89 | 85 | 72 |
| #2 | Hasu | +1.52 | 73 | 60 |
| #3 | Meisau | +1.04 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | 𝕋𝕦𝕜𝕤𝕦b | +0.68 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | Hampster<33 | +0.21 | 63 | 62 |





