








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 265 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3996 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4349 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3543 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3445 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,284,665 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jokur | 65% | 63 |
| #2 | Tonton | 53% | 331 |
| #3 | CrimsonPyro99 | 53% | 150 |
| #4 | IsaTheOtaku | 51% | 154 |
| #5 | S1mba♛ | 50% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrimsonPyro99 | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Tonton | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Jokur | 12 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | drai | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | modrai | 9 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tonton | 1544 | 0.23 | 42 min |
| #2 | SeismicGreen | 575 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #3 | drai | 530 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | S1mba♛ | 305 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | IsaTheOtaku | 255 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elmo On Fire | +3.87 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | drai | +2.40 | 80 | 45 |
| #3 | Jokur | +1.80 | 82 | 71 |
| #4 | CrimsonPyro99 | +1.45 | 37 | 52 |
| #5 | Tonton | +0.84 | 34 | 70 |





