








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1324 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1517 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 169 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 263 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $137,292 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radrian | 40% | 15 |
| #2 | SolventLime | 37% | 43 |
| #3 | lehuionmagique | 32% | 66 |
| #4 | Jean Simard | 31% | 95 |
| #5 | Jamal Obawls | 21% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radrian | 40% | 15 |
| #2 | SolventLime | 37% | 43 |
| #3 | lehuionmagique | 32% | 66 |
| #4 | Jean Simard | 31% | 95 |
| #5 | Jamal Obawls | 21% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lehuionmagique | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Jean Simard | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Radrian | 4 | 0.0137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jean Simard | 294 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | lehuionmagique | 169 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Radrian | 35 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | SolventLime | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Jamal Obawls | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radrian | +3.57 | 40 | 55 |
| #2 | lehuionmagique | +0.18 | 61 | 40 |
| #3 | Bober Kurwa | -0.61 | 16 | 45 |
| #4 | SolventLime | -0.75 | 57 | 33 |
| #5 | Jean Simard | -1.74 | 53 | 46 |





