








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 592 | 46% |
| Smokes | 193 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 376 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 118 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,452 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | øVREBØ | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | larst | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | morgan wallen | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | marcc | 53% | 51 |
| #5 | Pr00x | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Pr00x | 50% | 4 |
| #6 | Truls789 | 50% | 20 |
| #7 | snakkes -iwnl- | 47% | 15 |
| #8 | asdf | 33% | 6 |
| #9 | Old HEBNEz | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marcc | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Pr00x | 2 | 0.0244 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marcc | 145 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | snakkes -iwnl- | 59 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | Truls789 | 28 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | asdf | 25 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Old HEBNEz | 9 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdf | +3.18 | 74 | 78 |
| #2 | larst | +2.76 | 71 | 72 |
| #3 | marcc | +2.33 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | øVREBØ | +1.60 | 68 | 55 |
| #5 | snakkes -iwnl- | +0.07 | 70 | 73 |





