








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 222 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4549 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3255 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1776 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3243 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $739,125 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dpz | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | asdf | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | morgan wallen | 57% | 42 |
| #4 | marcc | 56% | 86 |
| #5 | veitlut<3 cs.money | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apoLLo | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | øVREBØ | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | marcc | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | larst | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | morgan wallen | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdf | +4.13 | 86 | 77 |
| #2 | $traahu$ | +2.36 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | marcc | +1.10 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | bAKKA | +0.89 | 88 | 72 |
| #5 | apoLLo | +0.83 | 64 | 60 |





