








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




120 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 113 | 35% |
| Smokes | 62 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 77 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 70 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $99,847 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuvDingo/ttv | 40% | 48 |
| #2 | hubert | 35% | 159 |
| #3 | marlboro | 34% | 29 |
| #4 | love | 16% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuvDingo/ttv | 40% | 48 |
| #2 | hubert | 35% | 159 |
| #3 | marlboro | 34% | 29 |
| #4 | love | 16% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hubert | 58 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | love | 47 | 0.0768 |
| #3 | marlboro | 16 | 0.0312 |
| #4 | LuvDingo/ttv | 14 | 0.0142 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hubert | 391 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | LuvDingo/ttv | 206 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | love | 178 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #4 | marlboro | 28 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuvDingo/ttv | +3.31 | 64 | 47 |
| #2 | love | +1.21 | 92 | 6 |
| #3 | hubert | +0.54 | 54 | 48 |
| #4 | marlboro | -0.57 | 43 | 26 |
| #5 | KillerKeemPaul | -4.26 | 15 | 10 |





