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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 968 | 31% |
| Smokes | 773 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 638 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 733 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $830,855 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1nq | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | hubert | 49% | 103 |
| #3 | LuvDingo/ttv | 47% | 179 |
| #4 | love | 43% | 47 |
| #5 | KillerKeemPaul | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1nq | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | hubert | 49% | 103 |
| #3 | LuvDingo/ttv | 47% | 179 |
| #4 | love | 43% | 47 |
| #5 | KillerKeemPaul | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuvDingo/ttv | 44 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | hubert | 29 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | love | 29 | 0.0303 |
| #4 | KillerKeemPaul | 21 | 0.0402 |
| #5 | L1nq | 3 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuvDingo/ttv | 727 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #2 | hubert | 234 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | love | 133 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | L1nq | 127 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | KillerKeemPaul | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | love | +3.77 | 86 | 29 |
| #2 | L1nq | +3.25 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | LuvDingo/ttv | +0.89 | 56 | 56 |
| #4 | hubert | -0.31 | 55 | 48 |
| #5 | marlboro | -1.81 | 44 | 34 |





