








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5026 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3020 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4575 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2208 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $909,278 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoYo master ⭕⃤ | 64% | 523 |
| #2 | YoYoProfessional | 63% | 56 |
| #3 | Lego Frodo Baggins | 58% | 216 |
| #4 | clog wench | 55% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoYo master ⭕⃤ | 64% | 523 |
| #2 | YoYoProfessional | 63% | 56 |
| #3 | Lego Frodo Baggins | 58% | 216 |
| #4 | clog wench | 55% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoYo master ⭕⃤ | 51 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | clog wench | 35 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Lego Frodo Baggins | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | YoYoProfessional | 14 | 0.0138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoYo master ⭕⃤ | 1020 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #2 | clog wench | 494 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | YoYoProfessional | 88 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lego Frodo Baggins | 61 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoYo master ⭕⃤ | +5.44 | 69 | 51 |
| #2 | YoYoProfessional | +5.30 | 67 | 45 |
| #3 | ohpie | -0.10 | 65 | 55 |
| #4 | clog wench | -1.75 | 35 | 40 |
| #5 | Lego Frodo Baggins | -1.78 | 26 | 18 |





