








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 293 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3658 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3869 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2666 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2703 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $506,555 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DubbelV8 | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Sand3rH | 61% | 109 |
| #3 | TuffinToks | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | Walbern | 56% | 160 |
| #5 | ツ Flipflop ツ | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Sand3rH | 61% | 109 |
| #3 | TuffinToks | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | Walbern | 56% | 160 |
| #5 | ツ Flipflop ツ | 56% | 18 |
| #6 | Tøxic | 53% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tøxic | 28 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Walbern | 26 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Sand3rH | 19 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | TuffinToks | 7 | 0.0122 |
| #5 | ツ Flipflop ツ | 3 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tøxic | 245 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | TuffinToks | 171 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sand3rH | 165 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Walbern | 93 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | DubbelV8 | 57 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Miix | +1.58 | 63 | 67 |
| #2 | Sand3rH | +1.45 | 74 | 48 |
| #3 | Tøxic | +0.87 | 68 | 47 |
| #4 | Walbern | +0.64 | 65 | 49 |
| #5 | DubbelV8 | +0.23 | 54 | 54 |





