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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1871 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1325 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 746 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 894 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $467,636 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 574 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sand3rH | 71% | 38 |
| #2 | ✪ Miix | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | Tøxic | 61% | 93 |
| #4 | Walbern | 56% | 117 |
| #5 | ツ Flipflop ツ | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪ Miix | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | Tøxic | 61% | 93 |
| #4 | Walbern | 56% | 117 |
| #5 | ツ Flipflop ツ | 50% | 14 |
| #6 | TuffinToks | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Walbern | 25 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Tøxic | 18 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Sand3rH | 7 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | TuffinToks | 4 | 0.0102 |
| #5 | ✪ Miix | 3 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Miix | 147 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #2 | Tøxic | 135 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | TuffinToks | 135 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| #4 | Walbern | 114 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sand3rH | 63 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tøxic | +3.10 | 64 | 48 |
| #2 | Sand3rH | +2.44 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | ✪ Miix | +1.61 | 46 | 75 |
| #4 | Walbern | +1.13 | 61 | 51 |
| #5 | DubbelV8 | -0.48 | 54 | 56 |





