








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2939 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1033 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1717 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1766 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,577,845 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 𝓕𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭 | 36% | 92 |
| #6 | pap | 35% | 26 |
| #7 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 29% | 215 |
| #8 | dork | 24% | 54 |
| #9 | Gamer | 19% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mari | 70 | 0.0344 |
| #2 | 𝓕𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭 | 44 | 0.0246 |
| #3 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 30 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | nuke sharp | 30 | 0.0238 |
| #5 | Gamer | 22 | 0.0230 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stella υ´• ﻌ •`υ | 775 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | 9jade | 121 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mari | 100 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | nuke sharp | 91 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gamer | 30 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bunny | +3.42 | 63 | 52 |
| #2 | Mari | +1.27 | 64 | 19 |
| #3 | 9jade | +1.10 | 65 | 24 |
| #4 | pap | +0.08 | 34 | 7 |
| #5 | nuke sharp | -0.68 | 18 | 42 |





