








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3327 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3030 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2911 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3017 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2753 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,445 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smieszneznaczki | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | eerica | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | bainz ┐( °ー ° )┌ | 6 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | Pupsti | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Husicka7 | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smieszneznaczki | +3.19 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | Lami | +2.57 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | Emma | +2.48 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | Pupsti | +2.41 | 66 | 79 |
| #5 | 예지 | +1.39 | 79 | 50 |





