








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 434 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,746 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1276 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1907 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4011 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 3552 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,610,817 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sladsie747 | 56% | 117 |
| #2 | Seed | 49% | 170 |
| #3 | colourblind | 45% | 49 |
| #4 | Sladsie | 45% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sladsie747 | 56% | 117 |
| #2 | Seed | 49% | 170 |
| #3 | colourblind | 45% | 49 |
| #4 | Sladsie | 45% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seed | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Sladsie | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Sladsie747 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sladsie747 | 482 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Sladsie | 293 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Seed | 210 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | colourblind | 23 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sladsie | +2.15 | 84 | 71 |
| #2 | Sladsie747 | +2.13 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | colourblind | +1.59 | 74 | 39 |
| #4 | Seed | -0.48 | 62 | 48 |
| #5 | Cakkum | -1.22 | 41 | 31 |





