








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1177 | 34% |
| Smokes | 976 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 486 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 773 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $291,842 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrRockis | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | BonsQ | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Λββ‘ β§β§Odetteel κ«*ΰ³ | 59% | 80 |
| #4 | ougii | 58% | 36 |
| #5 | Fanttu | 57% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BonsQ | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Λββ‘ β§β§Odetteel κ«*ΰ³ | 59% | 80 |
| #4 | ougii | 58% | 36 |
| #5 | Fanttu | 57% | 47 |
| #6 | Jonttu34 | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Λββ‘ β§β§Odetteel κ«*ΰ³ | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Fanttu | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | ougii | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ougii | 199 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #2 | BonsQ | 74 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | Fanttu | 64 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Λββ‘ β§β§Odetteel κ«*ΰ³ | 39 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jonttu34 | 38 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΌπ₯π₯π‘π | +3.78 | 80 | 55 |
| #2 | MrRockis | +1.27 | 69 | 47 |
| #3 | BonsQ | +1.11 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | Λββ‘ β§β§Odetteel κ«*ΰ³ | -0.16 | 69 | 28 |
| #5 | Jonttu34 | -0.24 | 30 | 52 |





