








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 417 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1774 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4681 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4155 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3537 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,863,635 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Droxyz | 52% | 196 |
| #2 | Valdu75 CS.MONEY | 51% | 480 |
| #3 | Saurustaja | 50% | 252 |
| #4 | FCBE | 47% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Droxyz | 52% | 196 |
| #2 | Valdu75 CS.MONEY | 51% | 480 |
| #3 | Saurustaja | 50% | 252 |
| #4 | FCBE | 47% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valdu75 CS.MONEY | 14 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Saurustaja | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | FCBE | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Droxyz | 7 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valdu75 CS.MONEY | 1469 | 0.15 | 36 min |
| #2 | Droxyz | 996 | 0.24 | 26 min |
| #3 | Saurustaja | 516 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | FCBE | 334 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valdu75 CS.MONEY | +2.46 | 61 | 67 |
| #2 | Droxyz | -0.15 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | FCBE | -0.28 | 53 | 43 |
| #4 | MrRockis | -0.94 | 54 | 51 |
| #5 | Saurustaja | -1.13 | 61 | 62 |





