








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 912 | 34% |
| Smokes | 694 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 510 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 575 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $259,057 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tracy | 63% | 51 |
| #2 | KottKnäpparn | 62% | 55 |
| #3 | Pastori | 61% | 31 |
| #4 | Piisamirontti | 58% | 48 |
| #5 | Ett träd | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KottKnäpparn | 62% | 55 |
| #3 | Pastori | 61% | 31 |
| #4 | Piisamirontti | 58% | 48 |
| #5 | Ett träd | 56% | 34 |
| #6 | Wolfie | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KottKnäpparn | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Tracy | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Piisamirontti | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Ett träd | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Pastori | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KottKnäpparn | 190 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | Piisamirontti | 127 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tracy | 111 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pastori | 73 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ett träd | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT r0bert | +1.70 | 79 | 77 |
| #2 | Pastori | +1.19 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | Piisamirontti | +0.85 | 69 | 73 |
| #4 | Wolfie | -0.03 | 82 | 72 |
| #5 | Ett träd | -0.23 | 54 | 55 |





