








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
552 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 537 | 29% |
| Smokes | 496 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 377 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 470 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $188,235 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Tony | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | BOT r0bert | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | KottKnäpparn | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | Tracy | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Piisamirontti | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BOT r0bert | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | KottKnäpparn | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | Tracy | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Piisamirontti | 51% | 35 |
| #6 | Ett träd | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tracy | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | KottKnäpparn | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Piisamirontti | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Ett träd | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KottKnäpparn | 103 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | Piisamirontti | 100 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | BOT r0bert | 100 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tracy | 65 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ett träd | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pastori | +2.36 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | BOT r0bert | +1.60 | 75 | 80 |
| #3 | Piisamirontti | +0.59 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | Ett träd | -0.67 | 58 | 55 |
| #5 | Tracy | -1.09 | 60 | 65 |





